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GROIN GRABBING GRILLED VEGGIES

Long before humans had microwave ovens and George Forman grills, we had fire: beautiful, enchanting, burning fire.  Vegetables grilled on an open flame make them fun again.  Why boil these bounties of...

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COOK TO BANG PROMO #1

Here is CTB’s very first promo.   Stay tuned for many more video tutorials on recipes, seduction techniques, etc.  This one is here to show you just how easy it is to COOK TO BANG.  Senorita Fajitas...

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GIFT TO BANG #1 – RADICALLY ROASTED PEPPERS

I roasted these peppers just for you, baby! The economy has had a swift kick in the nuts for every consumer rich and poor.  The holidays are here and gifts need to be exchanged.  Your lovers are no...

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FRISKY FRIED RICE

Desperation leads to innovation.  That is what I learned making this ridiculous rice dish.  I was traveling in a foreign land where I met a local girl who spoke little English and I little Spanish....

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ROCK YOUR RAMEN ALL NIGHT LONG

So you are ready to throw down for the hot number you got lined up.  The only problem is your wallet’s emptier than a beauty queen’s head.  Fear not for money will be the least of your worries tonight....

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SEX YOU CAN MEXICAN PIZZA

Buenas noches, senoritas!  There is plenty of room at mi casa y mi cama for a little bit of this and a whole lot of that.  Considering how simple, fast and cheap these pizzas are to create, we can make...

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CSA PDA

Community Supported Agriculture boxes make all my cooking and banging possible.  More importantly, it makes it affordable.  This is in no ways sponsored.  Payola is not going on, although to tell you...

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GIFT TO BANG – HOLY BLACKBERRY CHIPOTLE SAUCE

Put down the crackberry. Try the Chipotle Blackberry. So now you’re down to the wire now.  You blew all your cash on gifts for the family and forgot about that certain someone who’s been keeping your...

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PICNIC TO BANG

Food on the go doesn’t always mean artery-shattering fast food in greasy paper bags. Call it a picnic and suddenly you’re the classiest bastard alive.  Cooking at home certainly makes post-meal banging...

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KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES

Don’t forget the milk with them titties Give it up for KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES.  They are stupidly simple to make, show imagination and a touch of humor, the essentially ingredient in attraction....

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